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[–] 113 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

The article can't be bothered to include any pictures of the stolen jewels

edit: I think these are the stolen jewels

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  • [–] 68 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    They would have taken their own photos, but the jewels were stolen so they couldn't.

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    [–] 80 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Last headline I saw about this said 7 minutes. Pretty soon the thieves will be reaching back in time to grab these things.

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    [–] 65 points 10 months ago (22 children)

    So you have the jewels. Now what? Do they just go into some rich person's secret collection? It's not like you can fence these things.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago* (11 children)

    They think they'll dismantle and melt them and try to fence the stones (stones, especially famous ones are pretty worthless). They should get about 200 k€ for the lot if they're lucky. At least according to art specialists debating on news channels.

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  • [–] 29 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    If they're sophisticated thieves, they will be sold intact to some overseas billionaire for much more than that. You'd be surprised (or maybe not that surprised) how much stolen art and artefacts winds up in the private collections of rich assholes.

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    [–] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I thought this type of crime was deeply rooted in the past, and fiction. If no-one got seriously hurt: chapeau!

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    I never understood stealing high value items. That shit is gonna be so hot it'd take a deep network to fence.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Just give them to some local children to play with.

    As an aside, am I the only one who always thought Alfred was kinda a piece of shit for that story? Like a lot of Batman stuff hasn't aged well, but even when I first watched that movie, going scorched earth for a jewel thief was fucked up.

    Some people want to watch the world burn. Alfred actually did set their world on fire and watched it burn.

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  • [–] 29 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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    [–] 20 points 10 months ago

    "Guys, the jewels, go get them."

    "I don't know much about rocks, but I know what I like, and that is rocks that sell."

    • Bain (Payday 2)

    "It's a funny fuckin' world we live in, eh?"

    • Hoxton (Payday 2)
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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Thats where I wear a chastity belt…no ones getting their hands on my crown jewels.

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    Where was Nicholas Cage?

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago

    Can’t wait for the film

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    Didn't anyone bother to get an airtag on those things?

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    These trinkets will go to a very rich collector, not through your typical "fence the goods" path. I'd check Mar-a-Lago as a first step.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Where was security during all this? Was there NO camera coverage on that part of the building? This is The Louvre, not a pawn shop. All the reporters keeps saying this is "the crime of the century" to which I say, "well yeah, but that's only because your awful security made that possible!"

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    We are in the "telling the public what evidence they have will alert the perps" phase, only wild media speculation until the investigators are done doing their thing.

    I look forward to Internet Historian doing one of his stock image gilliamation videos about this.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Oh no, the world is missing some shiny rocks. I demand the planet cease rotating until these rocks are restituted!

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    can't wait for the true crime yt essay

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