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[–] 136 points 2 years ago (2 children)

First of all, fuck you. Second, dark castle. Third ow owie my back

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)
    1. roses, obviously

    2. my neck hurts so bad today that I can't tell if my back hurts.

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  • [–] 70 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Anyone who picked either dark tower or roses as a favorite had a thing for Lydia in Beetlejuice.

    Anyway, I pick dark tower or roses

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    [–] 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Beach for me.

    Trick to soreness is workout regularly. Then you can act like it's cause the gains instead of getting old.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    workout regularly. Then you can act like it's cause the gains instead of getting old.

    I know it's "because" and not a misspelling of "causing," but I'm delighted by the idea of someone working out and getting ripped, who secretly thinks it's the act of aging that's making him strong, and that working out is just a placebo

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Team robot with no back pain.

    🤜🪵

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    [–] 43 points 2 years ago

    Team dark castle

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yo where my dark tower homies at?

    See the Bear of fearsome size! All the worlds within his eyes

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Bottom right, the hand. Liked that sometimes a card would come out of the sleeve for a second.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    That is specifically why I would pick that one! Did any of the others have Easter eggs like that?

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    Red Robot gang.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    i like the one holding cards because of the little random card animation sliding in and out of the sleeve

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    As a child? Mr robot! As an angsty teen? Dracula castle in a cliff.

    Adult? Gimme dem fish

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    I did not expect to get attacked like this.

    Robot.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Seashells for life. Also my back is fine. It’s my fucking ribs that hurt every morning for some reason. And my back, fuck you

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Palm tree beach, baby! ow...that yelling hurt my neck 😣

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Windows 3.11 trauma just kicked in

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Wait this was 3.11? I thought these were in 95?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have to ask. Why is this. 34 and a couple weeks now I've woken up with my lower back hurting.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    I liked the last one, a card would pop out of his sleeve sometimes.

    It was either that or the robot for me.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Dark tower all the way 🤟😎🤟

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Joke’s on you - my back hurts all the time!

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Roses, because sex. But sometimes you need a little getaway/relaxation, so I might switch over to Palm Tree Beach.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Knees, actually

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Ha! Joke is on you… my back always hurts! 😢

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    For me, it was the palmy beach.

    And I'll have you know that I'm still under 30 and do regular back extension exercises!

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Red robot for me.

    Also, you guys really need to get up from your computer and do some stretches once in a while (go to the gym!). It's too early for your backs to start hurting.

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