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Lefties losing it! (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago by Umechan@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

Where the fuck are my keys!? I need to leave in 5 minutes. Someone help me find them.

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[-] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 4 months ago
[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

the loony left has really lost it this time

[-] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Are you going to help me find my keys or are you just going to sit there and judge?

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

ralsei-okay the amazing loony left key search adventure

[-] Umechan@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Thanks a lot. I had to cancel my plans because YOU just stood there and laughed. I hope you're happy.

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