I'd land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.

I am god of the beavers.

I'd be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn't be too bad

Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.

Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.

Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.

BG3, so I'm either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.

I'm playing golf?

How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!

If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I've got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.

Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I'm never going back.

Factorio. The factory must grow.

I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.

It's animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.

Grow the factory.

WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.

I'd look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women's World Cup.

Rimwold. I'll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla's bite.

I'd be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.

Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.

Sounds pretty ideal.

Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.

Guess I would finally build an Outpost 😆

Stuck in the liminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever. Alone.

Caves of Qud. Guess I'm a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.

Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers... Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant

My minecraft mod pack so id basically be the god that created that universe.

I’m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.

Punching trees hurts.

Get fucked 25 different ways by a megacorp.

I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn't have started again, I'm just too old for this shit.

I'm trying to learn how to read in war-torn Bohemia in the High Medieval Ages :/

I would go bowling with my cousin.

Oh wait, I forgot I played the RoboCop demo. Uh oh...

Note: The fact I forgot about playing it probably doesn't speak well for my enjoyment of the game.

Brain damage (rocket league).

Elden Ring. If it's anything like my playing experience. I'm dead within 2 minutes.

I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village

I'd be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life

I guess I'm now stuck in the digital world with my companions that consist of a pile of sentient poop and a Dinosaur that can breath fire and talk. Both of which will experience the cycle of life, death, and re-incarnation roughly every few weeks.

I will chill in the idealistic socialist town and happily eat the freshly grown meat straight off the vine that the living plant monster gives out to everyone for free daily

I have died of dysentery.

Darktide?

I'm either getting killed by Nurgle cultists, or by the Inquisition for being weird and knowing heretical words like "Democracy" and "Human Rights".

I die of heart attack, bleeding, poison and disease simultaneously near the entrance to the Darkest Dungeon