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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Aren’t succubi and incubi technically the same creature, taking a man’s “seed” and then delivering it elsewhere, as a bullshit way to explain out of wedlock pregnancies?

No idea if dnd succubi follow the same rules. But there’s precedent for them to bat for the other team.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Dnd succubi and incubi follow the same rules. They are the same creature with the same stat block and can switch between at will.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That means that patron is intentionally causing their warlock suffering. Love it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

Of course. Thats a DM... I meam a patron's job

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ugh. That's just fuckin' lazy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, they're the same creature. They change based on the desires of their target. They are desire fiends.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's lazy lore inclusion, I mean.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

IIRC (w/o searching online), incubi are the male counterparts to succubi, and impregnate human females with demonic spawn, vs feed on "sexual energy" as succubi do. (I don't believe succubi are restricted to gender in doing so.)

Secondly, you missed the chance for "out of warlock pregnancies". ☝🏽💡

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also w/o searching online, a succubus takes a man's seed, transforms into an incubus and then uses the seed for the demon spawn

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Fair point, though it was King James who claimed the two were different aspects of the same entity (yes, the same who had the entire Bible rewritten out of fear of rebellion by an informed public).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

The succubus over in BG3 can change gender on a whim, at the very least

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This joke would flow a lot better if the warlock were ace

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

"Ace doesn't exist!" Can confirm, am ace.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Nah, the bard is ace. Let the Lock be gay.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yer a hairy wizard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I must be multiclassing as a paladin, wizard and warlock.