It's not Nov 1 yet! Why are we on Christmas memes so early :'(
It's still spook season!
This incident will be reported to the Dept of Temporal Investigations
Because you posted a fucking meme about me a week ago and didn't inform me. Now you must suffer.
NOOO I'm sorry 🥺 anything but this!
s u f f e r
November 1 is still WAY TOO SOON for any fucking christmas shit
Don't fight it. Embrace it. Make Easter posts. In December, start complaining about how hot the summer is. By February you could be wishing people a happy 2027.
Embrace temporal accelerationism.
QED... Q....
SANTA = Q CONTINUUM CONFIRMED!
All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.
Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not Klingon
This is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.
Rule 2 — No Prohibited Cargo
Some things aren’t welcome aboard.
Rule 3 — Keep It Trek
Posts should be Star Trek memes or Trek-adjacent humor.
Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.
If you see a post that violates the rules, or that doesn't inspire Jamaharon, report it so the mods can handle it.
Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.
