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[–] 215 points 1 year ago (25 children)

There's a lot of people currently in jail for longer just because they possessed the leaves of a plant.

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    [–] 120 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    That’s 4yrs and 2 months for those that have a hard time mathing.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (7 children)
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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    He's got money and is connected. He won't serve more than 2 years

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Which will be a year with time served. Down to 6 months before work release. 6 months which will be served in a minimum security celebrity resort rehabilitation farm.

    Feels like I've wasted all this time not doing drugs, exploiting models and forcing people to rape eachother. I've been such a sucker...

    So anyway, anybody here want to party? I have already ordered oil and bulls for 50 people.

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  • [–] 82 points 1 year ago

    If he was poor, he'd have got 50 years.

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  • [–] 74 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Such a broken system. Four years and change is a weak ass slap on the wrist for all the depraved bullshit he did.

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    Trying to make it like it’s a long time. That’s four years, that’s nothing.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    50 months of freaking off in jail is too light

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    I read the title as 50 years and thought "he's 55 so I guess that's enough", then I read the comments. WTF.

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    slap on the baby oiled wrist

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Months? Should have been years

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    We need to do more for people with weaker crimes and unfair sentences. We should audit everyone’s sentences routinely and shut down for profits.

    And 40 percent of incarcerated shouldn’t be in prison. They need mental help.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Not long enough.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Should have been 1 day of jail for every 1 bottle of baby oil he spilt.

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    [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    That’s it?!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Think he makes it out alive?

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Plus time served though. 3 years to do give or take

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Can’t stop, won’t stop! Take dat, take dat! Ain’t no party like a Diddy shower party!

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