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[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

10 over also crits.

You just gotta pick easy DCs. That's why I exclusively fight pre-schoolers.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

don't forget to tell the cops that you drop-kicked those children in self defense!

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 10 points 4 months ago

17? Lots of days I can only wish i got a 17

[-] vladmech@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I’d rather roll a 17 than a 19 haha

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago

There's actually something to this. Olympians that were surveyed reported more satisfaction with a bronze than a silver.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

That makes a lot of sense, thinking about it. With a bronze, you can say, "well, I had a really rough day, but even still I managed to eke out a bronze." But with silver, you're tempted to say "...but could I have done 0.2s better and got the gold?"

[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Depending on the sport sometimes a bronze is a win and a silver is a loss. With some sports, if it’s a one on one thing, there’s a game that’s basically “if you win it’s a bronze, if you lose it’s fourth place” and then the next game (with different team obviously) is “if you win it’s a gold, if you lose it’s a silver”. So if you get a bronze, you won, if you get a silver, you lose.

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

That's very true as well, I think all team sports are like this.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Great point, although there's also the third option where silver goes to the winner of the losers' bracket (so, they only lost one game, and it wasn't the last one). I'm pretty sure they don't do that in the Olympics, though.

[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

The last olympics I followed was 2010 so things may have changed without my knowledge too.

[-] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Silver is first loser

[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

needs an 18 to pass

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

Their AC was 18 so my best wasn't good enough to make a dent today.

[-] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

That's only because you forgot to add your proficiency modifier. Don't forget to take your own skills and circumstances into account! You have more to contribute than you think!

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

OMG I forgot I was blessed.

[-] TheGiantKorean@yall.theatl.social 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I shall sing of your deeds and adventures, inspiring you!

(I'm not a bard but I hope it helps anyway)

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

I rolled a 6

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

I rolled a 4

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

I hate this; back in 3e/3.5e a keen scimitar could crit on a 17 because a scimitar's crit range was 18-20 (keen widens crit range)

I hate 5e for simplifying everything so much

[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

Try Pathfinder! You crit whenever you exceed the target by 10 or more, and different weapons have different crit effects. For example, a Longbow is Deadly d10 so in addition to doing double base damage you also add in a d10. Your scimitar is Forceful and Sweep, which doesn't do anything extra on a crit, but does add extra damage and a bonus to hit with multiple attacks. Perfect for a whirling dervish type character.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Say it again after rolling a 3.

[-] suzyq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Love you too <3

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 4 months ago

For some games, you want to roll low. So a 17 would be a failure.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 4 months ago

Amen brother

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is what I tell myself when I buy lottery tickets. I legit imagine the D20 and everything. Keeps me going.

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago

Except you should be imagining a D900,000,000

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

That's how they get you. Fukken scammers.

[-] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago
[-] Nima@leminal.space 6 points 4 months ago

maybe the real meme was the memes we memed along the way.

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I just passed a LARP group in a park near my place. Three had to be forty people gathered in a picnic area comparing their costumes

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