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[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

I mean, one could be oat milk...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

It's not a risk I'm willing to take

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

The cum chalice must be consumed

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This comment right here, officer.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Undoubtedly, this potion must act in a way that will prevent me taking the Horcrux. It might paralyse me, cause me to forget what I am here for, create so much pain I am distracted, or render me incapable in some other way. This being the case, Harry, it will be your job to make sure I keep drinking, even if you have to tip the potion into my protesting mouth. You understand?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

cummmfpk my beloved

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

The rest are delicious paint, One is Ketracel White, it's your first day alive as a Jem Hadar, choose wisely cadet.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

So is one milk? Or is one something else

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

How do you know Soy Milk isn’t just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Fucking hell, just give me the cum instead

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Dragon milk! There. I said what everyone was thinking.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

None of those look like barley wine

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

None of them look like chilli sauce

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

I feel that. Soy milk fucks me up worse than my lactose intolerance ever has.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What? I've never heard of this. How? Allergy?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Soy is a common allergy/intolerance. It's right near the top of the elimination diet (for figuring out your intolerances)

dairy, wheat, soy, eggs, nuts, and seafood/shellfish.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

TIL! Didn't know it was a common thing. Thanks :)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm not sure. I do have an insane amount of allergies and quite a few would be considered uncommon but I don't think I'm allergic to soy. But either way it just destroys my stomach. Maybe it's something you have to adjust to?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Damn I'm sorry! Soy milk/yogurt/ice cream is my favorite because I can't do lactose. Do you like oat or almond stuff instead?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

36 people drank the wrong milk.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

From the makers of the milk challenge comes I can't believe it's not yogurt!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I’ve created a monster

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Man, I used to watch Brain Dump up until the ghost drank a glass full of cum. I kinda fell off after that.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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