holy shit, he's just like those yankee boomers who insist the supposed 15 minute city a couple hundred km down the highway is under martial law and people aren't allowed to leave their district lmao

Bit idea: Hijack Trump's TV and get him to believe that the Army is going to coup him so he disbands it

what if it turns out trump isnt even a bad guy and his team just shows him absurd AI generated slop all day thats meant to look like fox news so all of his political positions are just reactions to that

maybe he really thought he watched a video of venezuelan immigrants eating people’s pets because they showed him an AI one

he thought we had medbeds and all americans were gonna get a universal healthcare card to go into the medbed and “restore our health to 100” as the video said. honestly may have just cracked the code. maybe he really was an fbi informant on epstein

(im joking ofc hes a piece of shit)

antifa wins this round

Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?

Yankees say this, then find a different more obscure television thats somehow even more divorced from what's happening

That quote from him is amazing. It's got fierce competition with "time of whatever" and talking about going to hell and that thing about Elizabeth Warren's husband, but it's up there.

If you go take a look at the live camera feeds or recent drive-around footage of Portland, everything looks normal, there's literally nothing going on right now that would warrant even a fraction of that response. Protesting is basically non-existent right now, much less "war-ravaged" rioting.

"Since June 2025, more than two dozen people have been arrested in connection with protests". That's literally nothing, an average of around 1 person every 3 days. There's plenty of small short protests where way more than that get arrested.

It's so breathtakingly stupid. Motherfucker didn't bother to talk to the governer or anybody before telling everybody he was about to break the law and send troops. It's because of what he was watching on TV? It wasn't even some lanyard briefing him about privileged information??? At least Biden's mouth slowed him down when he had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

Doubt it's tv he's getting these ideas from. It's X, which he rejoined right? The fascists just post complete misinformation on there about how cities are under siege and how horrible everything is and he just believes it.

TACO

The virgin adjusting your views after critically questioning previous information vs the chad inciting a civil war after slipping into fox-news induced delusion.

Archive link. The page won't serve to people outside the US

https://archive.is/YasrM

undiluted Boomer President

Is this not really a pipe?

Is there a video of him saying this? I tried to find the video and I only see other articles citing KGW.