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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. (lemmy.myserv.one)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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She gave me a hug.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Could be worse, she could have hugged your kid.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Or worse yet: the mailman, the pool cleaner guy, the plumber that fixed that sink leak last year, the butcher, her car mechanic, each member of the landscaping team, her tennis coach, the tennis coach's crazy hot wife, and then starts making phone calls to the local penitentiary asking about availability of visiting hours.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I'd tell my wife this joke, but I'd be afraid she'd hug me.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Just sent it to mine! I’m awaiting the hug as well

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I doubt a joke would be enough to get her to hug you at this point.

this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023

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