Dad Jokes

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. (lemmy.myserv.one)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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She gave me a hug.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could be worse, she could have hugged your kid.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Or worse yet: the mailman, the pool cleaner guy, the plumber that fixed that sink leak last year, the butcher, her car mechanic, each member of the landscaping team, her tennis coach, the tennis coach's crazy hot wife, and then starts making phone calls to the local penitentiary asking about availability of visiting hours.