Jimmy Kimmel has been executed by firing squad outside ABC studios in Manhattan. (hexbear.net)

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An elite group of ex call of duty snipers known as "da free speech boiz" has taken credit for the heroic action.

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What were the charges? Crimes against comedy?

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Succulent crimes against comedy.

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"da free speech boiz were all dressed in turning point USA merch and had a circular red sticker on their necks which was made the required dress code for all public outings by Your Lord and Savior God of All Things True and Good Emperor Trump."

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Jimmy Kimmel Dead

The Show with the Late Stephen Colbert

this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2025

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