Listen here you lazy shits.
What are you coddled westerners crying about? It's just constant complaining from you lot!
"Oh, boo hoo I spend all my waking hours doing repetitive tasks and now I'm too burnt out and sick to do anything but work and sleep. I'm destroying my body through hard work but I don't actually own much of anything because corprations have made nearly all property subscription based. I have microplastics in my blood. I have existential dread over the planet dying. Community is dead and life has no meaning. Wah wah wah!"
CRY ME A RIVER!
Tired? Go for a walk!
Poor? Stop Tiktoking to kill time and instead use it to promote yourself!
Bored? Um maybe you need to work harder if you have time to be bored.
Microplastics? More like micro opportunities! Figure out a way to extract those plastics and sell them!
Seriously, quit whining. You think you have it bad, but really you have the luxury of being able get a McDonalds(tm) burger delivered to you any time with the click of a button! North Koreans would KILL for the chance to have a paper thin burger that tastes of nothing but salt and may or may not contain beef. You're a spoilt baby! Tell me why I should feel sorry for you when you can get a Big Mac... explain it to me like I'm five.
Stop looking for problems and start looking for your next hustle! Fuck you!
-Your inspiration coach, Heetlor Von Borger.
