starts singing and dancing
🎶Spooky, scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine...🎶
🎶... Shrieking skulls will shock your soul and seal your doom tonight 🎶
Werewolf bar mitzvah Spooky scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves
They just keep making those lawn skeletons bigger and bigger.
Vote it into office. I mean a even a giant eldritch horror from beyond has probably diddled less children than our current leadership. Probably more eloquent too.
Run past them screeming like something more scary is behind me
Put on my skeleton jammies and start TEARING SHIT UP! Go Team Skeleton!
bust out the lawn chairs and popcorn, cuz if that thing wants to end me it will. might as well enjoy spectacle
hope someone is going to deal with it before it gets my house
Hide until Halloween is over.
Hope that all the tiny little people had the sense to get out of the way because I sure can't see them from all the way up here
Turn my phone to silent, smoke a joint and try not to get stepped on.
I see then I make a fukk to the fukk big one
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