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to hell I say (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago

You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Yes, it's a regional dialect.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

What region northern lights may I see it?

No.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

especially so if they have no intelligence i guess

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

With lime and chilli sauce?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

what on earth is he thinking?

Nothing 🤗

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

arrest this man

this reminds me of the story of the four-leaved clover:

nature can do whatever the hell it wants :)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Should he go to land jail or ocean jail?

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

the commentary is hilarious.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

That is freakin' adorable! Look at that smile!

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I wouldn't recommend eating the baby eldritch horror; that's how you get momma eldritch horror to do unkind things.

but if you're willing to accept unfathomable consequences... saute in butter, with some garlic and lemon.

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(btw I'm not a bot, I made a new acc)

That’s what a bot would say

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

why are there so many girls and only one dilf

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

counterpoint accepted

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Lies! We shouldn't explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.

Which now saying out loud, doesn't sound too bad.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

looks at everything

Are we sure we didn't already trigger this?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

It would certainly explain a lot.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I'm on to you, you're just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

we found everything that taste good

we'll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I bet they don't actually taste like marinara

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

"Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet" -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I'm sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Rocks that swim around like fish!

No thank you the ocean!

That and Jacob's "which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with." Are my favorite presentations.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don't know how many new things there are?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

You're just jealous they're immortal.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

have you considered... fried crab?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.

[-] [email protected] -3 points 5 days ago

how do you know when someone abuses animals don't worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

btw please take your b12 today 💕

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