There get more and more seemingly-satirical every time I read one.
This dude is also operating in honor: Wannabe Lawyer Embarrasses Himself in Front of Girlfriend
I wish I had as much honor as these nitwits think they have. Sadly, I'm just an ordinary guy.
Spot On. If court or lawyer REFUSE to recognize this, they are in dishonor FROM THE START. Every Case is a Commercial Contract under HJR 192 (1933) and the case number IS the account # for the BOND. When you Appear you are the PRINCIPAL CREDITOR and Holder-in-Due-Course and they are ONLY acting as debt Collectors with NO STANDING.
You have RIGHTs under UCC 3-501 3-603 to do Conditional Acceptance for Value and FORCE set-off from DISPUTED OWNERSHIP FUND. If Clerk REFUSE presentment they are committing FRAUD under 15 USC 1692 and you can lien them PERSONALLY. Judge sitting silent = AGREEMENT by tacit Acquiesce that you the Secured Party and CLAIM is already SETTLED from CRIS/Treasury.
Civil Law, Admiralty, Maritime all same because we in Bankruptcy since 1933. The HIDDEN jurisdiction is Equity-Trust they NEVER TELL YOU about. File Affidavit of Truth and 3 Day Fault NOTICE, they are in DEFAULT and bonds called. If they keep the case going you CAN file UCC-1 Non-Stat Lien and TAKE their Oath of Office and courthouse AS COLLATERAL FOR VALUE.
That’s just science!
You hurt me, deeply
There's no apparent damage to the body, but the mind is now goo.
Holy shit it's the sovcit whisperer. I would ask you to teach me your ways but I don't want to contract with you unless you pay me in gold.
Actually though how do you learn and remember all that stuff without your mind unraveling?
I just made shit up on the fly 🤷♂️. You owe me $50 now though
Yo I hate AI and shit, but like can I have an AI just trained on sovereign citizen human slop lol? Like just imagine the utter nonsense it would produce 🤣
Sovcit ramblings are already included in most LLM training data. You can ask them to reproduce it right now.
Example from copilot:
The so-called “justice system” is a JOKE. These courts aren’t courts of law—they’re corporate tribunals operating under maritime/admiralty law, not common law. They don’t care about truth or justice—they care about contracts, revenue, and control.
Every time you walk into a courtroom, they treat you as a legal fiction—a CORPORATE ENTITY represented by your ALL CAPS NAME. That name isn’t you. It’s a trust account they created at birth to monetize your existence.
And the lawyers? Don’t get me started. They’re BAR members—British Accredited Registry—agents of a foreign power. Their loyalty is to the court, NOT to you. They speak in legalese to keep you confused and compliant. They’ll never tell you the truth because their entire livelihood depends on keeping the fraud alive.
Judges, clerks, attorneys—they’re all part of the same racket. They pretend to be impartial, but they’re just administrators enforcing corporate policy. If you haven’t filed your sovereignty paperwork, reserved your rights under UCC 1-308, and challenged jurisdiction, you’re just another asset in their system.
Educate yourself. Stop consenting. The system only works because you let it.
I appreciate you letting me know this is an option. But that is easily the most well written reasonable sounding sovcit thing I've ever read.
It's sad AI isn't even good at writing sovcit dribble. It has none of the urgency or false clarity that comes from reaching that sweet spot of drunkness after decades of alcohol abuse, none of the magic of what makes sovcit posts so special.
I guess I have to fall back to my old method of writing parody sovcit content by huffing gasoline after waking up from a self induced concussion.
Remember the redneckizer that would translate whatever text you entered into redneck speak? (There were other flavors too.) I want someone to make a sovcitizer.
tl;dr: “I am a boat toot toot”
Bones, you share a lot of these. I have to ask - how to you manage the exposure to these people? I can only assume you're in at the source. Doesn't it wear you down? I appreciate the effort for the funny, but man, you must see a lot of it.
I joined all their Facebook groups; I have an interest in right wing extremism. I have spent 8 years infiltrating white supremacists on Facebook very successfully. This is just an interesting side branch of anti-government extremist types, and they're often so silly it makes me laugh.
Wearing me down? Not sovcits, as they're mostly just foolish for the most part, a bunch of clowns. Nazis are much harder as they are vicious shitheads, and the things I see them say is disheartening quite often. But then I give all my information to journalists and activists who expose them for what they are, and I've been really good at that. But when I get someone dishonorably discharged from the Marines or out a murderer or help the FBI identify J6 people, or just get prominent figures in this world to send dick pics, well that's certainly doing good work, and I've been highly successful just as one person. God in heaven they are mean fuckers though. There's a general idea that they're all ignorant hicks, but there are some creepy young men out there who look very white collar and preppy and so on, and they are people who are masquerading as humans who exist only to cause pain to others, and they are hiding among us. That's depressing.
But I will root every one of them out of their hidey holes.
Thank you for your service!
Bailor.. I hardly know her.
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