“It was just like a psychedelic experience,” he says of the crossing, which took him 12 hours.
lol
he didn't mention he was munching on the kayak as he went along
So what's the morel of the story here?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
amanita know what kind of mushrooms this kayak was made out of
Kind of a silly headline, wondering it Chatgpt wrote it. I assumed he lived by the way he made it all the 26 miles. Imagine if it said 'He crossed 26 miles in a kayak made of mushrooms -- Dead as fuck on arrival.'
you fool! you've taught them to cross water now! none of us shall be safe!
Mycology
be careful about self-doxxing