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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Yet people on the bottom of the leader love to be treated like trash.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

People at the bottom are like the woman who lives with a guy who regularly treats her like shit, gets drunk and beats her up, but when he says,"Baby I love you", forgets everything.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

If you work really hard maybe next year I'll give you a rais... a bonus!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"If you need to contact me during the operation, message my heart surgeon"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

My boss is like "You're looking stressed. Take some holiday before you burn out."

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The heart problems have been a production of the American Association of Processed Food Advertising.

No fresh vegetables were harmed in the making this text message.

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