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[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine being the poor bastard that has to hook a cat up to a milking machine.

“EEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREIR!”

RIP

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

What do you mean? We just wear kitten costumes and suck it with our mouths

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

This is a terrible day to have eyes

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

You can milk anything that has nipples.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Give me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

That's likely just poor milking technique. You'll get it!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

No matter how many times I've tried, the baby just won't latch. I've asked my wife for advice but she's no help.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If your baby is over 6 months and you've introduced them to peanut butter and confirmed no allergic reaction you can use a little spread on the nipple to help promote latching.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I still don't think they'd get much milk out of my nipples.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn baby.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Or just take some prolactin

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

No one said the milk had to come out of the nipples

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

So what you're saying is you're backed up?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

My nipples, not my rectum.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Sales have plummeted since the addition of the sign

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

then I don't want it

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Noted.

Disappointed.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

But the baby food DOES come from babies.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It's already passed through a baby once, like that civet coffee.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Not with that attitude.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Not if you're buying the store-bought stuff. It's worth the hassle of whipping up the real-deal at home imo.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

~~r/~~ c/holup

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

We guarantee dog or higher

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I miss r/cateatingvegans

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

"it comes from exploited cows so it's totally cool"

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