My love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it's Volition.
He is indeed.
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Help...
Ah thanks. I've never used f1 before
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Sploosh
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I'm getting mixed signals.
Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro.
“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”
You want some fuck?
I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
I'm like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin'.
You're eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
What's a place like you doing in a [them] like this?
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
Goodness LOL
Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
Actually include the explanation for best effect.
Want to come home and fuck?
Are you urine? Cuz pee my heart
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