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submitted 8 months ago by chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Goddamnit.

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[-] Ch3rry314@piefed.social 57 points 8 months ago

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Thanks man that was bugging me all afternoon

[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

I don’t know if I should be impressed or disappointed

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Both. Definitely both.

[-] flubba86@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

My only gripe with this telling is that a rotten tooth is not the same thing as an abscess.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Burnt???

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

I think it’s describing a sound like brrrnt, but he’s using a “u” to make it easier to pronounce.

[-] thanatotus@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

Didn't get it :(

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

A scenes makes the heart grow fonder is what it’s playing on

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Absence

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 months ago

Autocorrect is a butch

[-] thanatotus@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Ah okay

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Y'all are really shitting on my dad's dad joke lol

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 6 points 8 months ago

I want a refund of my lost minute!

[-] ChetManly@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

0/10... sorry

this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2025

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