Who is worse Just Dumb of Putin's Sock Puppet? I will not shed any tears, but I will bust open a refreshing beer.
There's no way we're gonna be so lucky. Plus, JD in the WH? Yikes.
Next up: Unsolicited call to the Pope to determine how much he'd need to donate to make it to heaven.
Trump makes me wish hell existed.
Oh, man, I'd feel so bad for him if he died screaming and terrified of going to Hell. 🥳
yeah as if he believes in anything but making money
I’m not even a little bit concerned about his health. I guess that could be taken one of two different ways. I meant for the mean way.
I'm concerned that he has maintained his health for this long.
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Maybe if you want to go to heaven do something that has even the slightest positive impact on the world instead of constantly doubling down on making everything shittier....
Or if you really wanted to seal the deal you could turn yourself and all your cronies over to the justice system for your innumerable crimes and be held accountable.
Jk there's no such thing as heaven.
I don't believe for a moment that he is actually even remotely religious. I suspect he's at most an apathetic agnostic. We all know he simply panders to Christians to get their support. He sees them as suckers who he can grift, just like their preachers do.
I buy it.
If you spend enough time near people on their way out you will find even agnostic and atheist praying at times, Pascals wager and all that. Almost everyone is scared of death, including those that won't admit. One bad doctors visit can turn people religious.
He worships himself
Satan: Nicky, get the pineapple ready.
He is afraid of dying because he well knows there is a special place in hell for him. Right next to Reagan and Thatcher.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Reagan and Haig
Mr. Begin and friend
Mrs. Thatcher
And Paisley "Hello Maggie!"
Mr. Brezhnev and party "Scusi dov'è il bar?"
The ghost of McCarthy
And the memories of Nixon
And now, adding colour "Who's the bald chap?"
A group of anonymous Latin-American meat packing glitterati
Trump 79 dies…🤞🏽
He doesn't deserve such an easy out, but he will probably get it.
At least we still get to piss on his grave
I'm lactose intolerant. I'll drink a whole gallon of milk and paint that fucking grave.
Encase him on his throne and keep him alive for eternity so that the psykers can navigate the warp with him as the bright beacon of shit. Sacrifice 100000 cheeseburgers a day for him to devour so that no chaos god dares to even set foot in this part of this galaxy
It's a totally different golden throne for him.
Not really the actual golden throne is technically also a toilet.
You can't hurt him worse than he does and always has.
Don't be so pessimistic. There's a ton of really creative people in this world.
Sadly yes. He’s demise and eventual death needs to be long and painful for him. For all we know he could be very well in excruciating pain and he is just loaded up with pain killers and his staff has been told to keep it quiet. Just look at his face and the way he talks and moves around, he’s not the same trump from even a year ago.
Trump ~~79,~~ Sparks ~~Health~~ Concerns ~~With 'Heaven' Declaration~~
FTFY
Trump took my job in April. Trump placed tariffs so the economy is crashing. Trump fired the lady that was reporting on new job creation. The metrics that track the chances of me getting a new job are falsified.
I hope he dies. I hope he dies alone and is scared in the end. I hope he dies before I become homeless. Damn him until the seas dry and the land ashens. Damn him until time itself shatters.
I hope he dies in terror while surrounded by brown and black people.
Personally I’ve been wishing for car fires that they can’t escape from and, if they’re in a Tesla, there might be a chance of that.
Me less so. I feel like those people would be scapegoated.
Eh fair point.
These evil people deserve a fate worse than hell. Religion is only there to keep us common folk in line. If the god existed that Christian’s fear then these hypocrites would already be doomed. All this does is become an escape goat to put one actions and excuses into something that can’t be held accountable.
become an escape goat
LOL
🐐💨
I hope this man never has a moment of peace for the rest of his miserable life.
His niece says he's miserable all the time.
“I just want to end it,” Trump said of the Russia-Ukraine war.
Never have I been so disappointed in the second half of a sentence
There was apparently a time when Trump knew how to put his tie at the correct level.
Also, Trump is in the Epstein Files.
Getting a tie tied correctly with tiny hands is difficult.
A malignant narcissist, rapist, molester, pedophile, repeat adulterer, pathological liar, who's primary personality traits include gloating, overt cruelty and hatred getting into any version of heaven? Add in the estimated 1.5 million Americans who unnecessarily lost their lives due to Trump's deliberate politicizing of a pandemic and I think he's going to hell in a hand basket.
The ONLY place he will never reach
Eh, Ol' Bone Spurs ain't making it to Valhalla either
I hope his final days are spent in terror, just panicking confusing terror
I'm still hoping for the Gaddafi ending.
Has Trump released those Epstein pedo files where is name is littered throughout yet?
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