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Eat your heart out, Einstein. (media.piefed.world)
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[-] [email protected] 153 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

AI ==

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    🎸       πŸŒ‚

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

AI = sqrt((pc)^2^ + (m~0~c^2^ )^2^ ) - m~0~c^2^

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Let's be real, AI actually costs energy doesn't it?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

only at rest

[-] [email protected] 122 points 1 month ago

This has gotta be satire, right?

....right?

[-] [email protected] 115 points 1 month ago

With LinkedIn it’s impossible to tell.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Every time I see something this funny on LinkedIn, I remember that it would be an insult to the creative genius of the satirist who wrote it not to laugh react it. Have I laugh reacted something meant seriously? Probably, but it's for the greater good.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I have had students like this. Have asked me for references and everything.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So, have they been like that before they took your classes?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

They seemed normal in class, very keen.
Then it's dissertation time and they want to build levitating islands to solve global warming and getting into my office when I'm not there to leave weird notes on my monitor complaining that the department isn't responding to their 'funding proposal' emails.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure it is. I remember seeing the same post a while ago where someone mentioned it's a troll account.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

I need this to be satire.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

Jfc this HAS to be satire. No one is this dumb. Wait yes they are. But still.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

He even wrote that with ChatGPT 😭

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes

Fuckin lmao

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're missing out the best part. In the original post there's a PHD dude from MIT who just replies with "what"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

COUNTLESS sleepless nights

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

this bothers me in so many ways I wasn't ready for

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

It's a real LI post:

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7239360707425697792/

But I just read it and all of the author's replies to comments and I am still only about 70% sure he's joking. He must be though, right? He's an undergrad at Georgia Tech.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

If E=mcΒ² and E=mcΒ²+AI, it follows that AI=0. Which is an understatement because it doesn't just achieve nothing, it achieves regression.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

dude studying neuroscience, yet using less than 3% of the brain

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

That's because the rest of the brain is busy proompting LLMs.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

His professors should double check his submissions for AI slop.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Undergraduate

Neuroscience

What gives them any credibility when it comes to computer science? The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this bubble.

Edit: After scrolling through their comment responses and comments under other posts, I'm fairly certain they're just trolling.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Machine learning models use artificial neurons. "Neuroscience" contains all the letters from "neurons". "Computer science" is missing an n.

Who's stupid now?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This is a flawless argument

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

The stupid, it burns

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

The AI actually represents the extra energy use caused overcomplicating things by adding the coolest new thing without thinking about what it is and how it might help

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

This is copied from an older LinkedIn-comment, and as such I'm pretty convinced this one is satire.

The original though, I'm not so sure.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Should've got some sleep so you're thinking clearly, because that is some empty bullshit.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think we should turn this guy's mass into energy by pelting him towards the sun at the speed of light

I'm sad that I can't just assume this guy is joking

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

One could use Bayes' law, replacing B with I:

P(A|I) = P(I|A)P(A)/P(I)
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Likedin is a stand up comedy platform.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Go Go Gadget Gouge My Eyes Out!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

"symbolizes"

You made a fucking logo and it sucks. Countless sleepless nights better spent at art school.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The AI ideology has gone too far

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Some guy in the 80's was pushing the same thing but with "E=mcΒ² + Texas Instruments Calculators". This is old news. /s

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Jesus Christ

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I worry that one day someone will say the smartest thing I've ever heard in my life and I will laugh at them.

Because I already don't understand dumb people

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I actually got pretty much exactly this text when playing around with ChatGPT asking it to come up with inspiring tech bullshit.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Would have been tastier with A1.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Alright... Found the original post. I think this is satire and he got all his friends to say it's brilliant.

Edit: looks like he stole it from someone. I think this is copypasta. Brilliant

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

College has become convincing dumb rich kids they are smart while convincing smart poor kids they are dumb.

I know there are good professors, good people who work at universities, that isn't who I want to criticise, just to be clear. But once accounting for that, the rest is just a fucked to death flaming pile of shit

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