hæma neggz, please

American English was a mistake!

This is good

I don’t think it’s a book on accents, its a phonetic book for learning English. I have one for learning French, it’s in English phonetic to pronounce French words. Just a different way to learn the language.

Sh'g'r, Cthulhu's booty call

my favorite playful insult is "I just KNOW you got beef with your phones speech-to-text", I live in Florida so it's pretty common to talk to people with southern accents and they ALL get misunderstood when trying to send a text while driving or something and it's hilarious

My brother in law has a really southern accent from his dad and both me and my sister got the autistic trait of "adopt speaking patterns from people around you subconsciously" so we both sound like we're making fun of him by accident sometimes without realizing 😭😭

he caught a beer can with a fishing pole once. That was cool

Well that was a fun read!

To be fair, it’s cause you can speak faster that way.

what phonetic writing system is this? it's definitely not IPA, but it kinda resembles it?

Where's the lie?

Ham & Eggs - "Hey my niggas"

Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast

Tryalanerar is my next nickname.

You could definitely turn this into a game, giving english speaking participants the phonetic sentence to translate would be funny.

..coffee with lemon? 🤨🤔

Nice try, Jar Jar, but your Sith tactics won't work here.

Just tell him that he doesn't drink real mate, and that spanish doesn't have that many sh sounds in it.

"I took my yerba mate to yoga class in Mr Miyagis ying yang dojo" is not meant to be pronounced as "Sho shevo mi sherba mate al clase de shoga en el dosho shing shang de señor mishagi"

EDIT: the guide is missing the "W" in coffee.

Argentenglish

Reminds me of the old "derbakerta panda wibcheengs" meme

Neffinal Jabra would be a good stage name for a standup comedian.

Fancy some neggz?