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submitted 6 months ago by godlessworm@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net

screaming “thank you for your service!!!!” as you get your ass beaten, as a form of protest

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[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 61 points 6 months ago

We want soldiers to be thoughtful and contemplative.

Said no milliary recruiter in history

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 6 months ago

When i was in school the counselors pulled all the crayon eating losers to take the ASVAB.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 58 points 6 months ago

"intelligent, peaceful adults"

i-love-killing-people

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

Weird how those intelligent and reasonable adults keep getting their asses fucking beat by the dumbest gaggle of manchildren you've ever seen.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 12 points 6 months ago

Tbf, two children did beat up ~~no balls~~ Rosa Parks.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 57 points 6 months ago

Ya know I thought I was being a little heavy handed when I said that libs ultimate goal was to smugly say "you have no idea h9w bad you look right now" while digging their own mass grave.

But nope. Their actual plan is somehow even more fucking useless then that. Turns out they be thanking them for their service while it happens.

It is literally impossible to have enough contempt for liberals.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago

thank you for lending me this shovel btw i really appreciate it

[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"We can't do anything about evil people wanting to bully and oppress others..."

Kill them. Get a gun and shoot them in the fucking head. Put the bodies in a hole, cover them with lime. Bring the next one over and show them the bodies. Ask them if they still want to be a member of the Royal Guard. Keep shooting them until one of them says no. You ask that one for information on how best to kill the others.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

"violence is never the answer. if i wait for the fascists to shoot me instead, then actually i win"

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Purely theoretically

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

We want soldiers to be thoughtful and contemplative.

Has the Redditor OP ever talked to an American?

[-] ClownPrinceofFools@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago

''My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?''

-famous first last words before taking an axe to the neck

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Way better than "thank you for your service imperial"

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

The 50501 movement is going to get more people killed.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Fuck 50501. At this point they are basically class traitors.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

I mean wasn't that always true?

[-] roux@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Fair lol. I'm just stupid and thought some of them might be able to be taught.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

DO I wanna know what they are. Never heard of them before (not a yankee though)

[-] roux@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

They are a Democrat backed "protest org" that has co-opted and watered down the protests around the US. They do such amazing things like telling people of color to stay home because they are afraid they will loot and riot, and suggesting that people sit "down and wave" if Antifa show up because they are gonna cause trouble. They will preach about "Luigi class consciousness", then in the same breath literally invite the cops to their protests.

In the one city for the No Kings protest, their was a Nazi that wielded a gun and a local and well known anarchist pulled out his gun to help subdue the Nazi. In the process, the pigs managed to kill a protester, shoot the anarchist, and then subsequently arrest said anarchist for wielding a firearm at a protest.

50501 will always advocate for peaceful protest because they lack class consciousness, then co-opt the idea of class consciousness while berating the leftists that have been talking non-stop about class consciousness for 100+ years., and then turn on them any chance they get. So, fuck them.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

yeah bullshit "movement". anytime anyone posts anything mildly radical there, even if it has a decent bit of support there are still all the liberals tone policing and shit. just complete nothingness as far as political movements go, but the subreddit is a good aggregate of all the fucked up shit the blompf regime is doing on a daily basis

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago

we just need to talk to the bad guys to make them good like in steven universe

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Even in Steven Universe, Garnet says that talking won't solve every conflict.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

average us soldier who participated in 2 years of genocide: i'm ready to act against internal enemies

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

These goon squad grunts had no qualms about gunning down student protestors at Kent State, and these national guard were conscripts (?) pulled from the public, what makes you think unhinged loons who sign up voluntarily to gun down Palestinian children won't either?

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I don't think anything would remind professional soldiers more of their obligations and oaths to the people than if 600 of their most servile, sniveling bullies were roasted and eaten by an angry mob over the burning husks of their vehicles.

I mean, historically speaking. roasting food over diesel fires of rubber and metal is not recommended for consumption.

[-] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

>US troops getting deployed to oppress domestic populations; Lib's first response:

"their service protects our civil liberties!" joker-amerikkklap

I'm not sure it could literally be made any clearer that US troops do not do that.

These people continue to lick the boots even as their own face is stomped upon.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

You should kneel and sing a Hamilton song to remind them that we're better than this.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

Reminding a troop that history has its eyes on him as I kneel down to get capped

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

i did see a video where someone was yelling "you're on the wrong side of history!" at an ICE pig. and, i support the energy. but i don't know what's in their head that they think this thumb is gonna hear that and think "y'know, i've never considered that"

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Did they yell it, or sing it? One is much more effective obvs

Appreciate the sentiment at least, so thats something.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Look around, look around at how

Lucky we are to be alive right --

explosion gunpoint

[-] umb_official@lemmy.ml 27 points 6 months ago

We can't do anything about evil people wanting to bully and oppress others

Tell that to AES states

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of the people shouting, "peaceful protest!" right before getting shot and seriously injured by cops. No understanding of the situation, led entirely by idealistic propaganda, putting themselves and others in danger. Most of these people are not malicious, but they are harmful.

[-] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

It's funny how American libs will start screaming Russian op whenever American fascists do anything but nobody is screaming Russian op at a community designed around laying down and not resisting fascism. If Russia wants fascists in charge of America, then they want these people to be the "opposition".

[-] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

us-foreign-policy but for red vs blue.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

We can't do anything about evil people wanting to bully and oppress others

I definitely agree that you can't, at least as long as you cling to a neoliberal paradigm.

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

These people either never had to deal with bullies or were the bullies themselves.

The ONLY way to beat bullies that works is with force. They never stopped assaulting me until I started punching back. A lesson I wish more people learned.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Something something dog no play basketball.

[-] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

What if this is finally the big rate cut into market crash everybody is waiting for and this is to prevent riots (and/or an uprising)?

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

You what works better than hoping the goons won’t turn on you at the protest? Infiltrating the military and agitating the rank and file to turn on their officers when they issue the kill command thinkin-lenin

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