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[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's instructing us to do it, it is a permitted snoot boop

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

the diagram looks like the person is trying to pull an apple out of its nose

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

It will release whatever it holds, and grab your arm instead!

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Tap it or punch it? I mean there’s a difference in both movements and intensity.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I feel like in the moment, one would want to overdo it rather then underdo it. Particularly if the thing in its mouth is your other arm or leg.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I mean that would be my instinct but what if they have like a pressure point there that requires a specific amount of force that happened to be approximately the same as a light tap?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the illustration has a closed fist so I think a hearty thwak! is called for.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

they work like those trash bin lids, push it until it clicks and it unlatches to swing open, then push it down again and it clicks closed

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

We’ve been training for this since we were kids

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ow... Ow... Ow...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

"Bad gator, bad! Drop it! Drop it!"

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I went to an alligator themed tourist attraction in Florida years ago where a man would hover his hand inside an alligator’s mouth - he claimed that if you don’t touch their palate, the alligator’s bite reflex will not be triggered.

Now this man had about 4 fingers on both of his hands combined, so take from that what you will…

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That sounds like someone with personal empirical evidence

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This also has the side effect of sending the targeted reptile to horny jail

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

No effect when you are in the mouth.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"Oy! What's the big idea, can't you see I'm enjoying my mea-dammit, fell for it again..."

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's a great way to lose an arm...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If it bites your arm you just bonk it with your other arm and repeat the cycle until it's tuckered out.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I reckon a .45 between the eyes would work as well.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Good to know.

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2025
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