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[-] [email protected] 116 points 1 week ago

A pickle? Close to turn sentient?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

I'd be nice to it. Just in case.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

I don't think bisecting it counts as "nice"

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

He'll be the first to die when pickles take over.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Pickle Rick?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.

[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago

I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:

spoilerIt's a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

I was curious as well but regret clicking your spoiler tag

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

That was more disgusting than I expected. Thank you for your service.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I'm beginning to think this might not have been in OP's refrigerator, at all.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

wtf I was thinking spoiled artichoke or sth like that. wasn't ready for this. And ofcourse people asked "can you eat lash egg"

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago

Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Fuck, flag as NSFW next time

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously ~~masturbating~~ vomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call ~~the police~~ an ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men ~~masturbating~~ vomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Hell of a coincidence

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Somehow this makes sense to me.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Chicken cordon bl-eww.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

It's a Ganymede Rock Lobster

4408

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

That's a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

"You know what? Fuck you!"

necromances your pickle into some sort of horrific picklezombie that will haunt your dreams forever

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure that's my ex wife's personality

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Keeping it fresh in the fridge for trafficking.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Open your mind Quaid

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Can't imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

hey, mine looks like that!
don't judge until you've tasted it.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Life... finds a way...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

What the fuck is wrong with your pickle?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Ich hol' schon mal den Flammenwerfer.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Hans hat heute frei.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Please Tag it as NSFW holy shit that's disgusting

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Internet says it's a lash egg

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Pickled passion fruit

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Pickled avocado?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Eat it you fucking coward!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

An old oyster? Time to bleach everything that's been near.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

A bezoar! Try eating it, it's like uh, magic mushrooms

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