A pickle? Close to turn sentient?

I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:

Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.

Fuck, flag as NSFW next time

It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.

I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.

Chicken cordon bl-eww.

It's a Ganymede Rock Lobster

That's a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.

"You know what? Fuck you!"

necromances your pickle into some sort of horrific picklezombie that will haunt your dreams forever

Pretty sure that's my ex wife's personality

Sir, that is a kidney.

Open your mind Quaid

Can't imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened

twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating

Pickled xenomorph nutsack

Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.

Life... finds a way...

Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.

What the fuck is wrong with your pickle?

Please Tag it as NSFW holy shit that's disgusting

Ich hol' schon mal den Flammenwerfer.

Internet says it's a lash egg

That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.

It's a vape

Pickled passion fruit

If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse

Pickled avocado?

A bezoar! Try eating it, it's like uh, magic mushrooms

Eat it you fucking coward!

An old oyster? Time to bleach everything that's been near.