I have this problem when people use abreviations for game names. There are so many games that it's impossible for me to understand. And good luck to find out which game it is if it's a new one you never heard of...

The CEO at my old company really likes the expression "Let's fucking go" for some reason. Lots of "LFG" in the work chat. I guess he eats a lot of LinkedIn slop or something.

But to me, "LFG" means looking for group. I'm sitting here like why is the CEO spamming for group content during the work day, and he's not even saying what role he's playing.

Headline:

BLM riots in Manhattan

Me:

Well that's pretty out of character for the Bureau of Land Management...

I wouldn't wish anyone General Motors

People be like LFG and I'm like Looking For Group in which game?

Game Master?

im urbandictionarying stuff all the time, that's how i know it means "group masturbation"

I write my texts like I'm writing a cover letter or a wedding invitation to flex on the less erudite and meticulous.

I don't know how many times I had to look up "SMH" before I got it.

Then people started using "SMDH", and I could start all over again, because you can't figure simple damn things out after a certain age.

I was really hoping that reading all the comments would inform me about what GM means here

"LFG"
Dude, we're already in a group...

It's ridiculous how lazy people are today - especially that with autocorrect, it's often harder to type the shortened version of something than to let it complete the thing for you.

“Please talk to me like I’m your grandmother. I’m tired of asking what you mean.”

My latest one was rq.

I thought it was a typo.

It stands for 'real quick'.

Make up your own abbreviations to reply is always fun. Or use out of context abbreviations. My abbreviation loving colleague was so confused when I used a few military terms they didn't know.