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[-] [email protected] 247 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

[-] [email protected] 136 points 6 days ago

I see you've heard of onedrive :D

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

So convienent

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago

pls stop giving gov idea 😭😭

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Definetly Santa's nice list…

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[-] [email protected] 119 points 6 days ago

This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

[-] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago

I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 6 days ago

Please don't do this.

Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

And then they just dropped that entire plotline

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

they mentioned it once or twice...

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Star Trek Author: "I've invented a new alien race. How do we want to visualize it?"

Man who can see only foreheads: "I've got you, fam"

[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

~~It's something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed.~~ boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465

Does it still say -1 for you? For me it's a positive 1

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Ah, it does indeed now have a positive 1 in the downvote. You'd think the implementation of ActivityPub would have that be consistent.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Oh, but Piefed support on Voyager is still in beta. Kinda forgot.

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[-] [email protected] 73 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Submitting my selfie like...

[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

A capture of an ASCII art of an edited drawing from a photo taken more than a decade ago... If it's intentionally part of the message... Damn I get philosophical about it...

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago

Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago

As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

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hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
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[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago

Yeah, he's also been working on misinformation campaigns to try to hide that fact. Be really careful who you accept presents from this Christmas. Person with long beard sitting atop their throne of cables and holding a huge power bar like a staff. Likely in an old server room. Captioned: "this is who all your failed sudos get reported to"

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv'na?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

This indecent will be reported.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

-bash: sudo: command not found

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

sudoers getting renamed to grownups

[-] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago

I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

you dare assume my package manager.

alias stroke="rm"
for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
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[-] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago

Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

My friends Dad had this game back when I was a youngster. For the longest time we thought the trivia was the game.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

  • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
  • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
  • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Sounds like what I remember from Larry.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Cancel
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