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Croc sex frenzy: Low-flying army choppers spark romp in the swamp (www.abc.net.au)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Crocs at a Rockhampton reptile farm were flung into the throes of orgiastic ecstasy after a Chinook helicopter hovered low over their pools – and the erotic explosion has researchers very interested.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's something in the vibrations that sends these captive crocs into the throes of orgiastic ecstasy

Or maybe they just like Chinook helicopters?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yeah. we shouldn't kink shame.

there are weirder kinks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

To impress a chick: helicopter dick go!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they sexually identify as an ~~Apache~~ Chinook attack helicopter...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We haven't had a Chinook attack helicopter since Vietnam, but the ACH-47A was quite formidable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

quite formidable

Awfully saucy, bordering on randy, one might say.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I really do love how eloquently this article is written. I never thought I would read crocodile smut! XD XD XD hilarious!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The authors really approached the subject with vigor—highly enjoyable prose style.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I need more coffee this morning... I thought this was about the shoes...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Today I learned the term 'Orgiastic'