So he was caught and told he was caught and then 6 days later they arrested him. During the intervening time he was free to go and buy another laptop.

The idiot reckoned that because of "military law" he could go AWOL to not get arrested, yet when he was told that he had been caught, he did nothing. Intellectual juggernaut this guy

Googles "how to defect to Russia" just to see what happens

Can't tell if it's a dumb hacker or a lazy frame job.

Thanks for this. It's a great read. I love how his name is Wagenius! Same as me, but I'm not related. Not that I know of anyway. I just sent my mom a text asking her if we are related to this dude! lmao

You're not going to believe this, but I've got an even better suggestion! Easy to remember too: it's just one word, and it happens to be the same the previous advice started with.

Ah, the brand new technology: an alias

So Wagenius is the bad version of Genius, like in Wario and Waluigi?

At least use Yandex.

Bing it!

Don’t search that on ddg unless you’re on tails/qubes.