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[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

I wish there was news I could be that excited about.

It doesn’t even read as satire, it’s genuine goddamned euphoria at doing something fucking wonderful.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah but if we do great achievements for humanity as a whole, how are we going to give tax breaks to billionaires? Checkmate leftists!

this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2025

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