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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

It’s a long way to go just to have herpes. I’ve been, and it’s lovely, but can I just herpes from home?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I can arrange that

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

You got reward for having herpes in NZ?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't nearly everyone have herpes?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Theres 8 different kinds of herpes. You can collect them all, like labubu dolls.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

New bucket list entry added

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

What? Really? I think I don’t have

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Depending on where you live, anywhere between 50-90% have it. Almost feels like mostly only young people and virgins don't have it.

There was also statistics that showed 90% of the people who have herpes were not aware they have herpes.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Tf you mean, you never hear of Virgins?

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