The doctor said Trump had a minor problem.

Which is exactly what the Epstein list said, too.

He’s maxed out on the blood thinners. I think that accounts for both described symptoms. I am not a doctor, but I did watch all of House, twice.

If he's admitting to having something minor, then he must be at death's door....

Wouldn't it be ironic if Biden outlives him?

Isn't this a sign of heart failure?

Best of luck to the swelling and bruising

Please please please

President Vance, with a tactical hamberder, in a furniture store.

I hear JD Vance is shopping for new Oval Office couches.

Apparently those Arhaus Kiptons are sexy yet classy.

Team Hamberder for the point:

The exam found Trump, who is 79, has chronic venous insufficiency. The condition happens when an individual’s leg veins struggle to pump blood back to the heart, causing blood to pool, according to The Cleveland Clinic.

Leavitt said there was no evidence of deep vein thrombosis, which is a blood clot, or arterial disease, which can include blockages.

The exam found Trump, 79, has chronic venous insufficiency.

As someone who has been treated for this, I can confidently say bullshit. His ankles are swollen like he got them beaten and broken with a crow bar for not paying his debts.

My professional medical diagnosis is he has demon legs with no knees.

Source: making it up but I’m right.

BS He has heart failure perhaps without decreased ejection fraction. He has obviously getting diuretic injections into his hand on a daily basis vs just taking a pill. But it is not common for anyone to have lower extremity edema without some kind of systemic issue. I assume he has already tried wearing compression socks. Another lie to add on top of all the others.

He almost certainly has something worse if this is what he's admitting to.

The doctor says he's fit as a horse

Where I come from, we called this, "a good start".

You know what... Take away everything Trump has done, take away the alleged assassination attempt, the health issues all of it.

THE MAN IS 80!!! He's too fucking old to be working any job let alone president of the United States!!!

Just fucking retire!

Did they check to see if he had a brain? We know he never had a heart.

I love that the first indisputable evidence that Trump has a heart arrived at the same time as the evidence that it is malfunctioning.

What do you mean venous insufficiency? Die fuhrer has the most sufficient veins anyone has ever seen! In fact, they operate at 150% more efficient than the healthiest athlete!

I wonder why we aren't getting the typical bullshit fluff piece this time.

The doomsday clock just gained a second or two