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[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 36 points 7 months ago

President Vance, with a tactical hamberder, in a furniture store.

[-] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 18 points 7 months ago

In fifty years, people will be writing essays about why this comment makes sense and is hilarious.

\\ Hello future essay writers, I hope you have accrued enough credits to keep your crate cool tonight!\\

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I'm cool with dying before I'm 40.

Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother's.

[-] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

Most of GenX did not expect to live long enough to collect SS.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

It's an aspiration, also I kind expect for a civil conflict of some type to kick off sooner or later where I will probably bleed out in an irrigation ditch or something.

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I think this civil conflict will look more like the Irish troubles, and that it's already begun.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

My money is on troubles then something akin to the break up of Yugoslavia and the following wars.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago

Or the long period of guerrilla activity that preceded the Civil War.

[-] BigPotato@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

If I don't go down in a hail of gunfire long before then, allow me to say, include me in the screenshot. In this case, include me in the academic citation as well.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

You: "I'm cool with dying before I'm 40."

Genie: Done! You're wish is granted.

You: But nothing's changed?

Genie: Correct.

[-] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I'm cool with dying before I'm 40.

Lots of people think that but they usually change their mind when they grow a bit older.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

It's called passive suicidality, I want to die but am overridden from killing myself by my instincts and pride.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Release the IKEA list!

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