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Trump undergoes medical exam for swelling in legs, hand bruising (thehill.com)

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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

President Vance, with a tactical hamberder, in a furniture store.

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[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

In fifty years, people will be writing essays about why this comment makes sense and is hilarious.

\\ Hello future essay writers, I hope you have accrued enough credits to keep your crate cool tonight!\\

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I'm cool with dying before I'm 40.

Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother's.

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[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Most of GenX did not expect to live long enough to collect SS.

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

It's an aspiration, also I kind expect for a civil conflict of some type to kick off sooner or later where I will probably bleed out in an irrigation ditch or something.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think this civil conflict will look more like the Irish troubles, and that it's already begun.

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

My money is on troubles then something akin to the break up of Yugoslavia and the following wars.

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 point 1 year ago

Or the long period of guerrilla activity that preceded the Civil War.

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[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If I don't go down in a hail of gunfire long before then, allow me to say, include me in the screenshot. In this case, include me in the academic citation as well.

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

You: "I'm cool with dying before I'm 40."

Genie: Done! You're wish is granted.

You: But nothing's changed?

Genie: Correct.

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