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[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

I cannot unsee the socks/sandals combo

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

Thank God. I wanted to come in and say that earlier, but no one else had. I figured most people in Lemmy wear this fit.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 14 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

Hi, Stuart!

[-] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago

They totally expect you to burn babies with it, they just have to put that there for legal liability reasons.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

The least they could do is tell me which lighters it is okay to burn babies with

[-] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

I mean technically you're not supposed to put qtips in your ears either, but...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

I see that and say "nought to three" in Ashens voice every time.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

Do not use the flame from this to make the temp of the sun exceed 50°

[-] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

when you can't burn the baby with the lighter

[-] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

That's it? You're not going to like recommend a better alternative?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

It would be an inefficient use of fuel. Use the lighter to create a bonfire to roast the baby

[-] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Don't burn candles with a sad face. Nothing about people or candles without faces, though.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

don't burn the sun with it either apparently

[-] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

Ah, I think it means to keep it away from children 😅 but you also shouldn't burn babies with them either.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

I'm reading this that the label is saying that babies are extremely flammable and that the lighter should not be used around them lest the babies burst into flames, and those burning babies could become a hazard to the lighter user.

this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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