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[-] [email protected] 184 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The man, who supported President Donald Trump though he can't vote, says he "feels differently" now and blames the administration for his immigration plight.

“No, don’t hurt me, hurt those other people!”

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dude isn't allowed to vote for legalization of marijuana, because he got caught possessing marijuana. Now I'm not sure how democracy is supposed to work, but I'm fairly certain he's supposed to be able to vote for representatives in a Democratic Republic to legalize such.

Freedont

∆Edit: The way the lowerase n&t look like a broken m is pretty cool. Accidental yet pleasant

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dude isn’t allowed to vote for legalization of marijuana, because he got caught possessing marijuana.

Just to clarify, he's not able to vote because he's a Canadian citizen and not because of his past convictions.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wait the guy has lived here since 3 years old on a green card and never became a full citizen somehow? The guy has 5 kids and has lived here legally for 43 years (assumably). The fact that he isn't automatically naturalized is rediculous.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The times, they are a-changing

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I assume you mean those dastardly brown people. Down with the brown! /s

[-] [email protected] 125 points 2 weeks ago

As a Canadian citizen, he couldn’t vote for president, but he supported Donald Trump.

“I was definitely all for ‘Make America Great Again,’ and having a strong, unified country, and a bright future for my five American children, but now I feel a little differently,” he said. “I’ve been torn from my family. My life has been disregarded completely.”

And here I was afraid there was no justice left in the world. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago

no no sir, those are not your American children. those are you illegal children whom will be deported soon.

thanks dismantling of birthright citizenship!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I still haven't wrapped my head around this one. Wasn't birthright enshrined in the constitution? How can it be dismantled?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

So is the separation of church and state.
And the right against unreasonable search and seizures.

But it turns out writing it down doesn't make it so. It's not a fundamental law of the universe. It has to actually be upheld and defended for it to do anything. Until the American people do something they'll just keep walking all over it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The difference is that citizenship is about papers. It's a law about law. So how are they circumventing it to pull citizenship from people? Operationally, how is it done.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

If you show the person at the border your paper, and they still won't let you in, it doesn't matter that you have the paper. It is just that simple. It's illegal, but when the people who are supposed to be enforcing the laws are the ones breaking them, there isn't any real recourse short of a popular uprising.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Because they do what ever they want… it takes years to appeal a single case so they are just steamrolling hundreds and hundreds….

(And the Supreme Court simply takes a red pen to change whatever they want… )

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Again, how? You can't take someone's citizenship away if not through court, right? What excuses are judges using to do that?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

That’s the neat part… ICE doesn’t even have to go through a judge to deport someone. They can just kinda do it… and it’s been an issue for YEARS. Only now they were allowed to go into overdrive, completely unchecked.

https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/ice-deport-us-citizens/

So they don’t have to strip citizenship, they just send people to other countries and move on with their day. Then the courts are so swamped with appeals that it’s likely most will just give up and make a new life in the other country.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Mental! Thanks for the answer.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Say they're a danger to the the nation,.deport them to Somalia etal. Don't need.due.process any more.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

They have some nutty interpretation that when the amendment was written the writers didn't mean for it to apply to everyone. Basically it's something like the children of noncitizens owe allegiance to the country of their parents, so they don't count. The bit they're trying to use is what prevents e.g. children of diplomats from gaining citizenship.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you for actually answering my question.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

maga has infected the minds of canadians, probably albertans.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

MAGA has infected the minds of people all around the world, and this is happening for over a decade now.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

seems like a traitor to canada.

[-] [email protected] 101 points 2 weeks ago

No, not me! I voted for Trump. I'm white! I'm whiiiiitttteeeee!

Landry says he goes to Canada at least once a year and has never had a problem until now.

What's different this year? Say it Landry. Say it.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

There are woke policies this year that's why

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Nope, today, he's brown.

[-] [email protected] 76 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In 2004 and 2007, Landry faced charges of marijuana possession and driving with a suspended license, but he says he’s had no criminal record since then.

Hoo-boy, sounds like he was asking for it, one of them criminals I keep hearing about. Thin blue line, right folks?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

He was clearly an unacceptable danger to society with that kind of record! After all, people who broke laws once, forfeit all their rights, right?

/s In case someone wants to take my crown.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You sir, are not the world’s dumbest man. I doubt I am either, but I would bet I’m dumber than you.

We should fight about it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Paper-scizzors?

I choose paper! Let's see what you pick!

[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago

When asked about it he said, "I thought we were only going to oppress brown people. I'm white. This is completely unacceptable."

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

On the bright side, that's at least one fewer MAGAts in the country.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, he came back home, and now we're stuck with him.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

^goddammit^

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

This is exactly what he wanted, but too stupid to realize it.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

🎵 O Canada, take back your MAGA lad 🎵

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

His understanding is under sized

Please ban him everywhere, both far and wide

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"Oh yea? If you liked US so much why'd u leave huh?????"

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'll call your Wah-wah, and raise it with a Womp-womp!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Would be hilarious if his absolutely "heinous crime" was an unpaid parking ticket from 20 years ago. Can't just have those people wandering around breathing US freedom air.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

it was weed i think.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Most parking tickets aren't crimes. They're something even less serious: civil infractions. Which makes it even funnier ... all those people who stole candy bars or got in bar fights, for example, they're the real criminals.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

Canada is almost as right-wing as their neighbour.
I'm sure he can find many likeminded people there.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

"whatabout" something that has nothing to do with the story.

[-] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago

Not a whatabout.

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