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[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 hours ago

Fuck. Monday is tomorrow. I go back to this shit, and pretending to care about my job...

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago

Where is "slapping management insistent on AI?"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Ah man, my boss wants to get our department Meta glasses for taking pictures of parts we make, we literally get a bonus on our pay cheques for us having our phones on us an be reachable.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 13 hours ago

Jira is the worst project manager software, except for all the others - Churchill

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Having used quite a few others: hard disagree

Several companies I've worked at had bespoke internal systems that were less general but extremely efficient to use.

It kills me to think some bean counters probably gutted them and gave the money to Atlassian

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Hell, my employer used to just have us turn in Excel-based at the end of each week. They were super easy and fast to fill out. After the switch to Jira it takes 3x longer.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

I feel like my company pays me well just to deal with all the crappy software we have to use. Teams, Jira, Salesforce, ServiceNow, it's quite the shitsym.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I'm convinced that Jira is difficult on purpose to sell more consultancy and gold partnerships and trainers

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

As a person who has designed several enterprise data models, I would like to personally congratulate the entire middle school class that belched up Atlassian's

[-] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago

Confluence is implied as being part of the lower parts of the pyramid yeah?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

God, confluence is so fukcing dogshit.

I wish it wasn't. Ideally having a central knowledge base for your project with all sorts of features sounds amazing.

Then you get confluence, where loading a si gle page somehow takes 7 seconds, and your documentation is split among dozens of pages each if which take equally as long or longer to load.

Folders take like 3-4 seconds to unfold and reveal what documents are inside.

It's such a piece of shit

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Remember open source wikis? Twiki?

They were much better. More functional, faster, intuitive.

Corporates got rid of those and Atlassian got rich

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[-] [email protected] 62 points 22 hours ago

I would prefer Jira over ServiceNow, my previous job had jira and it ran smooth, ServiceNow is just a clunky mess

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I was a vocal hater of Jira till I switched to a company that rolled their own ticketing system. Now I love Jira.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

I had the opposite experience. Some in house devs are extremely talented and have (middle) management support.

(Upper management fires those groups and uses the savings to buy Atlassian)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

I were unfortunate enough to get an assignment about sending messages to ServiceNow through a REST interface. The company had a team that managed ServiceNow, so I set up a meeting with one of the people there to get read access to the test environment so I could confirm that it worked. The person invited, then invited a coworker who in turn invited the manager of their department. During the meeting we got established how little they wanted my team to do anything that could affect the system due to how easy it was to make mistakes that took weeks or months to fix, how complicated it was and how many years it took to be proficient in. The whole thing was basically a lecture on how unequiped our team was to manage their system and how they didn’t want us to break it with changes we weren’t planning on making anyway. It took a few meetings after that to get credentials and when I got them I got admin access for some reason. That experience left me wondering why ServiceNow was even being used as it sounded like a liability more than anything else.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

I've worked at a company that used both. One for development the other for support tickets.

The idea that people would use ServiceNow for development tasks is scary.

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Bit unpopular, but I actually prefer servicenows ticketing system over Jira. Although a big part of that comes down to how my team worked for a while

For a while I had to use Jira for any cloud work and ServiceNow for any dev work on that platform. Keeping track of 2 different boards is maddening

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