Why would someone jerk off to keep himself awake? That is the opposite of what ejaculation does.
Ejaculation, sure, but getting there is pretty invigorating. You just gotta edge until you hit your exit.
Fake: OP heard a ghost
Gay: OP touched a dick
Does that mean that anyone who masturbates is at least a homosexual? and if so, does that mean that all straight people who masturbate are automatically bi?
Yes, unless they say “no homo” before masturbating. Or peeing. Or washing themselves.
I am now saying that everytime I go pee from now on lol
it would be funny to hear someone say "no homo" while alone in a public bathroom. please do it
This definitely happened and totally isn't a shitty made up event by a 15 year old on 4chan that probably doesn't even drive, yet.
Anon fell asleep
Nope, definitely the spirit of a safety-conscious voyeur.
Aaah, the old sexy radio dream again
I was never a detailer or interior guy, but I painted a lot of cars that went through auctions and used car lots, and I've seen things man, unexplainable things. Not that they lacked potential solutions, but that the questions should never be asked
Is spoopy a typo or a slang people use? So spooky that it made one poop(y)?
Just shitty 4chan slang.
Primary usage I've seen for it is sPoOpY sKeLeToNs.
it was in 2017
2004*
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