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Anon gets philosophical (slrpnk.net)
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Well and the amazing sloppy toppy pudding poppy.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

William Dufoe? Promise?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 20 hours ago

You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

(NSFW?) spoiler___

[-] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?

Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I think neither. You'd be like, "I'll just be Putin, but...you know...as a good guy."

knock on door

"Sir, the gaggle of gymnasts you requested is here and limbered up..."

[-] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

I love how you think

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this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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