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I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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[-] [email protected] 114 points 1 month ago

Maybe American ant size. Costco sells a lovely 1.9L jar.

[-] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Even the jar looks like it needs to be on a diet

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Almost enough for a regular Midwestern salad.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

64 fluid ounces = 128 servings of 1 Tablespoon = 11,520 total calories, if you use a child-cheater to scrape out every drop.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Oh sorry, family word maybe? A child cheater is a flexible spatula (rubber or silicone) rounded on one side, that scrapes all the yummy cake batter out of the bowl and into the baking pan, leaving not enough to lick.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

It's called a tub of mayonnaise thank you very much.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Psh! Nobody could take a bath in a tub that small.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

For anyone unaware, the gallon size of condiments (mayo, ranch dressing, hot sauce, etc) is typically for food service. IOW, restaurants and the like.

That said, there's nothing stopping individuals from getting it, so the point is still valid.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I worked prep at a buffet, and there was a salad that we made in bulk that used exactly one full gallon of mayo. i got really good at scooping it all out with a spatula in one fluid spiral.

just one of many otherwise completely useless skills i developed in foodservice lmao

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[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago

600g? Those are rookie numbers. You call that American size? Our smallest jars are 390 (15 oz) grams. Regular and large jars are 780 (30 oz) and 1248 grams (48 oz). And they do have ridiculously big jars too, 1 gallon jars, i.e. 128 oz and 3328 grams, for, like, restaurants and doomsday preppers... or dudes that just really love mayonnaise, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Maybe don't eat the mayo in the doomsday prepper bunker.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

You leave me and my gallons of bunker mayo alone.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That sounds like how the zombie apocalypse starts.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Zombie or no zombie, it's how I'm going out.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Out of curiosity, I just checked my pantry. I have two 30 ounce jars (1400+ grams), sitting in reserve.

This genuinely represents a failure to comprehend the scale of American food products.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

or dudes that just really love mayonnaise, I guess.

You know it's nice to be seen

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's not big enough.

It should be the 2 gallon Costco-sized jug to truly be 'Merican.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

In America the family sized mayo comes in a 55 gallon barrel. That'll last for about a month.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

The worst thing is... I don't know if I laugh or if I believe this.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The real worse thing is I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be, or how big the one in the photo is.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

The explodey barrels in fps games are typically 55 gallon drums

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be

Something a bit larger than 200l... I think an oil barrel is around that size (and yeah, it's "the standard unit" for that).

In all seriousness, if the GP said it was a 2 gallon container I would honestly not know if it was true.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The average family size is shrinking. I've seen my neighbors stretch 55 gallons to 6 or even 7 weeks.

The times, they are a changin'...

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

How does it compare to amateur mayonnaise?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Amateur mayonnaise practices until it gets it right.

Professional mayonnaise practices until it does not get it wrong.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Sips from mayonnaise bucket

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

600 grams?

You could make maybe two sandwiches with that.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Am Statesian. That's a medium here

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Costco size in the US:

For those in less free areas, that's about 3x the size as the one in the picture. Regular grocery-store mayo (in a jar) is about half the Costco size (something like 850 grams?), and mayo in a squeeze bottle is about the size of the jar picture above.

We, uh, kinda like mayo here...

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Real American Mayonaise , nearly 2 litres each, comes in a 2 pack....

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Wow, this made me realize I haven't seen mayo in a glass jar in years.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Well Finland has the saying "Everything is big in America"

...good and the bad, triumphs and fuck-ups.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

To be honest, I think all Finland did was translating that saying to Finnish lol

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I had to look it up because I hardly ever actually buy mayonnaise, but I’ve walked down the mayonnaise aisle at the supermarket… What’s funny is that your 600g “50% more: American size” is actually a tweener size here.

The standard small jar here is 15 Floz (about 400g; we sell mayo by volume here apparently). The standard large jar is double that. And of course we have less common, but not uncommon, 48 Floz for “family size” and larger still in bulk.

We do have containers that are between or smaller, but the those are usually specialty containers (mainly squeeze bottles), specialty types (such as avocado oil based or flavored/blends), or just less common in general.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

In Brazil the "American cup" is the smallest size of cup and I'm always found that hilarious.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

That's like a week's worth at best.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Finland is in the top 10 of the most mayo consuming countries, so they could just as well call it "save a trip" size.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Mayo tanker truck waiting patiently for the BBQ sauce and Pepto Bismol tanker trucks to depart...

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Can you fit your fist through the top? Can you scoop out a handful easily and leave fingertrails in the bottom? Then it's just normal sized IMO.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That's just silly, its not even that big. That's a normal big jar of mayo.

With chocolate bars, premade meals, drinks, ect, its a "size" that works as a gimmick but mayo?

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

In Europe it's code for "fatlards".

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