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Mimi #2: Genie (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/124271830

Pretty shitty wish selection if you ask me.

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[-] [email protected] 98 points 1 week ago

Given that humans are mostly water, we would probably die...instantly? Within a few minutes?

Definitely very very quickly.

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago

A few days later it would be an interesting situation with all those rancid milk oceans with dead fish.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Free chowder!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Milktrout. It will put hair on your bones

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

I mean, having the shits is gonna be the least of our problems. All marine life will cease to exist, so diarrhea is only a problem for a little while.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Not all marine life, just the big stuff. We just added a ton of sugar, fat and protein to the ocean, so I think we're going to see an explosion of microbial life.

Now, with milk being opaque, I think we are going to kill most of the phytoplankton and replace it with bacteria that produce CO2 as a byproduct of their metabolism, so I do think we're going to drastically change the Earth's atmosphere and more or less run out of oxygen eventually, so we are definitely all dead. It's just a question of how long it takes.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

She wouldn't have even had time to get to wish 2 and 3. "All water" includes the water in her body. Turning all of it into milk would probably kill you.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: only destilated water got turned, effects are minimal

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

All toilets are still destroyed tho

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

For once the Money Paw clause is... helpful?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Make everyone lactose intolerance: everyone is a malfunctioning system now.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sorry, she should have written:

Make everyone a lactose.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah. I saw it too. But it's not bothering me enough to edit the original author's mistake

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Netorare what?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

But I'm grammar error intolerant 🙁

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Milk is 87 percent water. If the water in milk is replaced, there would be water in that milk. Potentially creating an explosion of milk everywhere or a tremendous thickening of the milk.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

All life on Earth dies because every life form has 13% of their water content replaced with pure milk. Including the one who made the wish. Supernatural entities like jinns might be okay, though.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Normal milk is still mostly water so basically everything turns in some kind of dense rancid cheese?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yes. Be afraid.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Cursed involuntary jet propulsion.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Lactose, shrimp. The next strip will be related to peanut butter.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

But it’s still funny!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

How well do toilets fare if water is replaced with milk?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Given that they were all destroyed right after all the water became milk, I would say not well

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yup, that sells her as evil way more than shitty recycling.

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this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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