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cis friend does witchcraft
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tf is a boymoder
Presenting male but identifying (mostly just not publicly out) as another gender
Usually a thing trans ppl do to avoid situations with family or because they live in a red state
Someone who is in boy mode.
If I had to guess I'd say the friend is either boosting the transition because duh, or trying to fuck because why else would you not tell them what the spell is for? Unless there's some rule about spellcasting like for birthday wishes where it doesn't work if you tell
Now you raise the interesting point as to whether birthday wishes are witchcraft
Depends on who you're asking, from experience all I can say conclusively is that Catholics would definitely say no, but I'm 100% sure there's at least one christian sect out there that would say yes and be entirely serious
Is that sect the JWs?
She's going to cast a seduction spell on anon, obviously
Embarrass herself by telling people she believes in witchcraft.
As if its any worse than the alternatives
It's definitely worse than not believing in magic
Man im too old to give a fuck what people believe anymore.
You aren't bothered by "vaccines cause autism" stuff?
They're too old to give a fuck about what people who don't have power over others believe anymore.
It doesn't seem like that was the case
Wtf gives you that impression
Believe what you want doesn't mean be a fuckin moron
Man im too old to give a fuck what people believe anymore.
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You say that as if you HAVE to believe in magic.
It's a lot more fun to believe in magic when you know it's not real than to actually believe in magic.
I cast itchy retina on you.
FYI around the time you sent this I rubbed my eye, but forgot that I had cut jalapeños earlier...I do not like you
Fear my arcane spells.
True. But it’s still silly.
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The only viable religion is worshiping the sun, since that actually exists.
I have said the exact same thing
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Hmm if she had said "I'll pray for you" we all know what she would have been praying. So witches less shitty than Christians? Or do we need to ask more Christians exactly what they are praying for?
"I'll pray for you" but it's a prayer to Lempo, god of fucking from Finnish mythology.
Frey, brother of Freya, is usually also depicted with a big ol' dick. He's a fertility and agriculture god! Of course you want him to fuck your fields.
what are u doin step field
Lempo isn't a fertility god, though. His areas are erotic love, sex, and sexual prowess. He is also known by the feminine name Lemmätär or Lemmetär (-tar and -tär being feminizing suffixes). It's not surprising that Christian revisionists turned him into one of the chief demons.
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There is a large amount of the Queer community that practice witchcraft and other esoterica. It is often seen as a spiritual safe space for people outside of hetero-normative society.
Why leave irrationality to the monotheists
to smite all transphobes of course
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