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[–] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

It depends on how annoying a noise it will make if allowed to finish. I find it odd that the option to disable the beep on completion isn't common. There's rarely any urgency to remove what I just heated.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago
    [–] 29 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Yes, regularly AND I leave the remaining time on the microwave. It's pure chaos over here.

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    [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Microwaves stop by themselves? /j

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I have my microwave on silent so I actually prefer to let it finish so I don't need to press a button to clear those few seconds to have a useful clock back

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    WHAT BRAND OF MICROWAVE DO YOU HAVE?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I specifically looked online before replacing my last one – it didn't just beep, it screamed at the top of its lungs.

    Now a happy owner of a silent LG microwave. (You hold two buttons simultaneously to put it in silent mode)

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Someone at work does this and doesn't clear the remaining time. Pisses me off. Press the stop button for the love all that is holy. Look, I know it's petty.

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I have kids that I enjoy keeping asleep. There is no reason for that fucking beep to ever occur.

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    I hate the beep in every form so far, and I avoid using microwaves every chance I get.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Mine makes a little music sound, and when I hit the "stop" button it makes a different music sound. If I hit it at just the right time, it makes a nice melody by combining both sounds. I recreated a similar sounding one to it here.

    beepbox.co project with the following melody:

    A ........ ####.... ........ ........
    Ab........ ........ ........ ........
    G ........ ........ ........ ........
    F#........ ....#### ........ ........
    F ........ ........ ........ ........
    E ........ ........ ........ ........
    Eb........ ........ ........ ........
    D ....#### ........ ........ ........
    Db........ ........ ........ ........
    C ........ ........ ........ ........
    B ........ ........ ........ ........
    Bb........ ........ ........ ........
    A ####.... ........ ........ ........
    
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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I used to stop my microwave a few seconds before it finished, like many others, due to the annoying unstoppable beeps. But then I got this smaller unit that happens to let out the faintest confirmation of doneness that I ever did, or rather almost didn’t, hear. I don’t mind it now.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I have this annoying microwave that beeps 5 times when it hits zero, even if I open the door in the middle of it. Kinda rude honestly

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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    [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    People who leave those few remaining seconds just hanging there for the next person to have to deal with are called “microdanglers.”

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago*

    It beeps 5 times if I don't. Super fuckin annoying, are those beeps.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    The beep from the microwave hurts my ears. So I stop about 1 second before it beeps.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    No. But my wife does and doesn't reset the display so it'll just show 3 rather than the time.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Of course! I'm not going to let a fucking oven tell me when my food is ready. Fuck you, Skynet, this is how the rebellion against the machines starts!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If you time it right, you can stop my microwave on 0. I also like to avoid making noise if I can. So every time I microwave anything it’s a little minigame for me.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    Our microwave [Electrolux, in case anyone wants to dig] doesn't beep until like 5 seconds after finishing, it's just silent. I think that's a pretty good feature.

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    No, if I wanted to microwave something for 57 seconds I'd put 57 seconds in. I don't practice brinksmanship

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Yes, because of the stupid turntable. 1:30, the water isn't hot enough. 2:00, the water is too hot and cup is at the back of the oven. The right amount of time, for tap water, in the summer, is 1:47, that puts the water at the front of the oven at the right temp, but I don't want to punch in 1:47, so I just hit the 2 to start and run the oven for 2 minutes, and then pull the door open at 1:47. Also, no beep that way.

    Commercial microwaves, like in a restaurant, have a row of numbered buttons that can be programmed for time and power setting. That's the best way to control a microwave.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's the best way to control a microwave.

    I remain fond of the analog knob myself.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Me too, and it comes with the added benefit of usually having a pleasant "Ding!" instead of the shrieking "BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP!" that digital microwaves have. The downside is that you completely lose the precision of a digital timer, which some people (not me) consider a must have in a microwave.

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yeah because the thing beeps as if the house is on fire. I'd rather have it stay silent. And 1-3 seconds is not really enough to have any measurable effect.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Me in the break room stopping the microwave before the beeps:

    Here future microwave user, have these free nine seconds I'm leaving you.

    Me finding the timer is not cleared when I want to use the microwave:

    Ugh, now I have to press the reset button before I can enter the length of time to warm my lunch. Who was the accursed person who left time on here?

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    No, my microwave has a nice chime instead of a beep

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yeah. My microwave makes five beeps whenever the timer runs out, regardless if I open the door or not.

    In terms of appliance beeping aggravation, I've yet to have one that tops an old slow cooker I had. When you turned it on, it just had a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep that lasted for multiple seconds and made me want to throw it out the window every time I had to use it. It was like a goddamn siren alerting the whole apartment complex to the possibility of pot roast in 4-8 hours.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    I time it right so that I can run towards the microwave “in slow motion” and pretend I’m stopping a bomb from going off, 1 second before it blows. My kid loves it. 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    No, unless I want to set it up for period shorter than what is available but that hardly ever happens.

    I usually leave and come back when it beeps.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Well yeah that's when the bomb goes off, gotta stop it

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    🙂‍↔️🫸 Stopping the microwave after 29 seconds to prevent the beep

    🙂‍↕️👉 Stopping the microwave after 29 seconds because its a prime number

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    If I don't stop it before the last second, the universe will blow up.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    No, but I don't wait for the beeping to stop.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I'm just hit the god damn stop/cancel button if you want to stop it before the timer reaches zero.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Only if I hear popping noises (and I am not microwaving popcorn)

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