Also songbirds, reptiles, basically anything small enough for them to kill.

Wait that's a thing?!

No, but I don't wait for the beeping to stop.

Confirmation bias or something IDK I'm not a statistician.

Because cats are a godawful menace to local small vertebrate populations.

I've got the Pro, though I'm not fully convinced I needed the extra RAM.

I have the Odin and couldn't be happier with it. Also it plays TotK, just saying.

I wonder if they're banking on wireless chips lasting longer than physical ports. Though making them wireless also means batteries and charging ports, two parts notorious for failing.

For work I use a database written in COBOL. Reports are simultaneously running and frozen until I either get the report results or sufficient time has passed that I'm certain the system has crashed.

Where the hell are you finding an 8.5% ROI in this economy??

Had a cousin eat some spooky bread and found out the hard way what going cold turkey off her depression meds felt like. It was a rough couple days to get her back to baseline.

A coworker set the break room on fire by microwaving her lunch for 30 minutes instead of three. No idea how you forget your lunch is in the microwave, let alone for half an hour, but hey I got to go home early.