I do the austin powers 'spectacles testicles wallet and watch' 
line before I leave the house. Never fails to not get a laugh
gulps 
did you
just
gulp the piss??? 
No...I haven't been punished. I dwid not 
I'm so grateful that we rescued this man 
What about the beanis dimension?
You get away with it because you target the weak, the uneducated. I have seen every episode of Man versus Wild. I am prepared for this.
Consider your piss dimension drank.
Reminds me of https://orteil.dashnet.org/nested where you open up pocket universes and I found the shark universe:
I'm staying in the pattern buffer where it's safe.
I AM the piss
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
u have been warned