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That cake always looked good (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

[Ren and Stimpy close-up]

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Shouldn't he have four buttcheeks?

this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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