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Just the tip
(midwest.social)
Oh no my penith
i thlammed my penith, in the Caribbean
Just put some ICE on it...
This shit writes itself
Okay. Looking at this pic carefully, where the hell did Lake Okeechobee go? It seems like it should be there, looking at Tampa Bay.
Aww but that's the funnest part
Circumcision
God damn. I'd probably cum.
They cut off the bluest part
After all, it was only that "blue" from the nightly dredging of the sand back onto the beaches to keep it from drifting into the ocean 😅🥲
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this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2025
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