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Absolutely Legend (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago

The least believable part of this is a person like that just voluntarily hanging out in public around people.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

hey man, even I drag my Thinkpad out to Panera just to obtain some sun exposure and mediocre drip coffee

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Just got a job that is fully remote, and I think I need to start doing this a few times a month. I could do a half day at a local happy hour or something. It's oppressively lonely as is.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

pronounced kinda lika Quetzalcoatl

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

You made it past "devloper"?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Oh wow I didn’t notice that

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

They're censoring the word psychopath now?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

No, it's "psychopatl" that's Nahuatl for psychopath. Pretty sure it's a Mexican, they have quite a few loan words

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I don't think it is, if you zoom in you can see where they cropped the h.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I have to admit, I made it up. I don't even speak Nahuatl. Pretty sure psychopatl isn't a word in that language. I was spreading misinformation on the internet and you caught me, well done. Another victory for Truth

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bad word make advertiser sad 😢
No bad word 🙅 Good word only ✅✅✅

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Could be accidental, like on croping the image screenshot on their phone's cropping software. That makes the most sense to me.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Makes the least sense to me, otherwise a whole lot more of the image would be cropped.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Zoom on the image, you can see the beginning if the rest of the 'h'

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

This is how I do it. Am I doing it wrong?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Out here just rawdogging that code.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

ya ain't vibin' enough ma boy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The only thing I'm vibing to is New Order's "Substance 1987" on vinyl.

Pretty sure I'm doing it right

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Never vibe uphill!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

If there was no cursor, where was the code he was typing being entered?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I'm sure you are making a joke, but if not, Cursor is an AI focused IDE.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I miss the old days when I didn't know that exists

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I thought they just meant a mouse cursor...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Well, if using vim, this is technically also true, most likely.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

What an obviously terrible name.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Like every name in IT in the last 10 years.

“Windows App”

“Rust”

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

AI tends to be distinct, because things move so fast that we're exposing programmers' stupid internal names.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Someone creeping on me at Starbucks?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Typing your own code manually? Unheard of!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

This is so not vibing

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I develop infrastructure automation for one of the world's largest private computer clusters.

I do it almost exclusively in Vim with command line git.

I'm the most productive member of my team.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

This is fake, no one can code like that

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

There are vim plugins for ai chat bot integrations. Vim is a perfectly robust IDE that can be as dumb as any other

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

What a sorry state of affairs that this is novel. Been doing this for years and always will. Fuck LLMs and the enshitifiation of this discipline.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Where's that cockatoo that just says "fucken legend"?

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